Deadhouse Gates

This international trailer for Robert Zemeckis’s Beowulf still features essentially the same creepy shots of too-realistic-for-anyone’s-good CGI characters, and you’ll still be left wondering what the point was of creating such realistic versions of the voice actors instead of just using them as actors, but it does carry one advantage: a mostly naked Angelina Jolie. I mean, she’s really only about as naked as Mystique from X-Men, and of course it’s the aforementioned disturbingly-realistic-but-not-quite-right version of Angelina Jolie, not flesh and blood, but it’s still better than the crumpled JC Penney lingerie ad wedged between your mattress and box spring.