Deadhouse Gates

Ikke greit å være satanist…………. (not so easy to be a satanist)

Dette er klippet fra VGs debattforum. (cut from VG.no discussion forum)

Tatt fra et norsk musikkforum på worldwideweb……..

De medvirkende: Norwegian
Person 1 (tilreisende utlending og norsk black-metal enthusiast)
Person 2 (Skrapparkar…?)
Person 3 (en annen nordmann)

The Participants: English
Person 1 (traveling foreigner and norwegian black metal enthusiast)
Person 2 (Skrapparkar…?)
Person 3 (another norwegian)

Useful info if your not a norwegian
DDE is a hated danceband from norway
Sputnic is even more hated.. crappy music.. cant explain it.. worse than “rosa helikopter”.
Basicly Person 2 is giving him names of bands that make the total opposite of satanic music hehe

Person 1:
Hi! I’m planning a trip top norway next year, and i want to be prepared. Which Norwegian artist / band plays the most evil and satanic music? I’ll order the cd’s, I think.

Person 2:
A group called DDE (Devils Death Ensemble) har released some classic satanic art. Some of their trax: “Her blir det liv” (Resurrect the dead) “Vinsjan p? kaia” (Hanged by Satan) “Vi skal sjå sola ned i havet” (Bringing down the sun) “Rai Rai” (Kill KIll) and “E6″ (Road to hell) are truly desecrating songs designed to bring forth visions of torment and hell. A crazy gang of devil worshipers. Grellt! But the most evil and satanic art from Norway is delivered by a guy who calls himself “Sputnik” (-satan- from old Norse literature). Check out anything this guy has done. He is truly evil incarnated. Truly a bad *** motherfucker.

Skrapparkar.

Person 3:
Det der er dårlig gjort det…. (That’s not nice of you guys)

Person 1:
Hi, Skrapparkar

Thank you for the recommendations.! Yesterday I ordered some cd’s of DDE and SPUTNIK. I’m looking forward to enjoy some dark, evil music from the crib og black metal, Norway. Do they scream and growl in English or Norwegian? To the others who have replied, please write in English as I do not speak Norwegian (other than a few words. Sputnik / Satan!). And why is Garth Brooks mentioned? Country is crap!

Person 2:
DDE growls in an ancient dialect hailing from the viking-age; trøndersk. Sputnik uses a form of dialect not heard in Norway since the black plague. He is actually a very intellectual guy, he has a master-degree in ancient norse linguistics. You will not regret checking out these masters of evil. Enjoy and Burn in hell my foreign friend. See you at Inferno & be sure to promote DDE and SPUTNIK to all your friends and allies. Hail! “